FLAVOR OF LOVE 3

Somebody say...."FLAVOOOOR FLAAAAV!!"
Okay, now that thats out of our systems lets talk about what happened last night on another episode of Flavor of Love. Well, Flav's down to a handful of hoes and things just keep getting interesting & interesting as the show continues to go on. Last night they were joined by their fellow ex's on a challenge called the Nowhere Game with Arsenio Hall as the celebrity host. Their were two groups of 3 who were asked a series of questions about their past with their ex's and the team with the most matched answers win.

Thing 1's boyfriend Calvin pretty came thru and clowned her ass causing her to loose her spot for Flav's heart at the end. The question that was asked was, "When was the last time you've had sex with your ex?" Calvin stated that he was with Thing a month ago but it was more of oral sex. Now knowing that she had another man's dick in her mouth a week before coming to the show put a bad taste in Flav's mouth if you know what I mean. Thing 1 brought her daddy with her which was her first love & molester in life. The nigga is 21 years older than her and if that's the case, then gross.

Tree's amazonian ass and her lame ex won with matching answers and a little something something in the air which sent Flav's roach attennas standing at attention. Curious as to if there was still any past feelings left, Flav poses the question to Tree who denies still being in love with her ex even though they where off in the cut chillaxin and cuddled up under a blanket. (hmmmm....)

So anywhoo, Flav throws a mixer out in the backyard for the ladies & their ex's as a way of getting to know everybody when all hell breaks loose up in here, up in here over Seasonz taking Calvin to the side to dig up the dirt on the Bust It Baby herself Thing 1. Irritated behind Seasonz's conniving ways, her & her sister go for it while they all scream & act like some niggas outside until Big Rick said enough was enough.

With the niggerdom taking over the party and putting a damper on folks mood at the party, the party comes to an end and the ladies must prepare themselves for eliminations. Before eliminations, Thing 1, Thing 2, & Sinceer start acting like children by jumping on Seasonz's bed and taunting and talking shit just like a bunch of immature little rats thinking that they'll be able to break her down and send her out the door.

At eliminations, Seasonz takes a pause for the cause to apologize to the bust it babies all for her apologies to be turned down & unaccepted. It didn't matter to her either way because she was the first one to get her clock. Before I get to the elimination part, let me chit chat on Prototype and her big manly chin and all them extra teeth in her head. She made an issue about Flav's drinking & smoking and decided to give her issue a voice when she pulled Flav to the side at the mixer to tell her how she felt.

Her father was an alcoholic and she doesn't like people who drink or smoke.....well she picked the wrong nigga to be pursuing because that's what Flav does. Anyways, her plea for him to change his ways fell on deaf ears and sent her ass out of the door along with her Travolta chin and crack rock teeth.

Now its time to split up the bust it babies and everybodys in tears except for the bitches who could give a big brown runny shit about they asses. So thanks to Calvin and Thing 1's mic check skills before coming to win Flav's heart sent her packing leaving the mal-nurished sister alone to get her man. Now you know Flav always pours out a little liquor for the bitches who've left him behind but I mean the nigga wasted the whole damn bottle of expensive drank for Things ass like she was shot to death and left on the shitter to die.

So there you have it, Thing 1 is gone and these are the hoes that still remain

TREE
BLACK
SINCEER
SEASONZ
THING 2

Cise Poll
out of the bitches remaining on the show, who do you think Flav will pick? My vote is for Thing 2 since she's a G at being with old balls. Old balls don't bother her so I guess I'm not bothered either...lol.
FYI: PLEASE OH PLEASE WILL SOMEBODY HOT COMB THE BACK OF SINCEER'S NECK. HER NAPS ARE TOTALLY ATROCIOUS AND MUST BE CONTAINED MOST IMMEDIATELY
THIS HAS BEEN A SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF NAPPY KITCHENS EVERYWHERE. YOU BETTER BE LIKE LIL' BOOSIE AND TAKE THAT PERM TO THE BACK OF THAT NECK & .....WIPE IT DOWN!!!!

I'M STUPID AS HELL.....LOL.