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Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Win A Divorce!
Win A Divorce!
Men are being invited to write in and explain why they deserve to win the prize.
A men's magazine has caused outrage by giving its readers the chance to win a divorce.
Zoo Weekly in Australia is offering one lucky reader the chance of an all-expenses paid divorce.
Men are being invited to write in and explain why they deserve to win the prize.
(THEY PASSING OUT DIVORCES LIKE OPRAH GIVES AWAY CARS...LMAO. YOU GET A DIVORCE, YOU GET A DIVORCE, THE WHOLE DAMN STUDIO GET A DIVORCE!!)
Men are being invited to write in and explain why they deserve to win the prize.
A men's magazine has caused outrage by giving its readers the chance to win a divorce.
Zoo Weekly in Australia is offering one lucky reader the chance of an all-expenses paid divorce.
Men are being invited to write in and explain why they deserve to win the prize.
(THEY PASSING OUT DIVORCES LIKE OPRAH GIVES AWAY CARS...LMAO. YOU GET A DIVORCE, YOU GET A DIVORCE, THE WHOLE DAMN STUDIO GET A DIVORCE!!)
Pants Padlocked in Indonesia
Masseuses in Indonesia's East Java province have a weird way of preventing prostitution, their pants are padlocked.
The local government has provided the padlocks. They want to make it a law to wear the padlocks while massaging a client.
The padlocks prove to be a simple and effective way to ensure that the clients only get a massage. The workers are free to take the padlocks off when not working.
{Well aint that bout a stank ass bitch!! So the answer to preventing prostitution was in our faces the whole time? Padlock the pussy and watch the prositution rate plummet to zero. Why the fuck didn't we think of this shit in the beginning?
Yeah right, if a hoe want to sell her pussy to whoever she chooses to solicit it to, then what a padlock really gone do forreal? I guess in Indonesia you've got to deal with major reprocussions like if you're spotted without your padlock then you're sentenced to getting your pussy lips chopped off like Kunta Kente's foot vs. in America the worse they can do is just put your hoe ass to jail. If I was stuck with them options and had to choose from the two, then i'll have to go with the jail time vs. my lips being decapitated.}
The local government has provided the padlocks. They want to make it a law to wear the padlocks while massaging a client.
The padlocks prove to be a simple and effective way to ensure that the clients only get a massage. The workers are free to take the padlocks off when not working.
{Well aint that bout a stank ass bitch!! So the answer to preventing prostitution was in our faces the whole time? Padlock the pussy and watch the prositution rate plummet to zero. Why the fuck didn't we think of this shit in the beginning?
Yeah right, if a hoe want to sell her pussy to whoever she chooses to solicit it to, then what a padlock really gone do forreal? I guess in Indonesia you've got to deal with major reprocussions like if you're spotted without your padlock then you're sentenced to getting your pussy lips chopped off like Kunta Kente's foot vs. in America the worse they can do is just put your hoe ass to jail. If I was stuck with them options and had to choose from the two, then i'll have to go with the jail time vs. my lips being decapitated.}
FLAVOR OF LOVE 3
Somebody say...."FLAVOOOOR FLAAAAV!!"
Okay, now that thats out of our systems lets talk about what happened last night on another episode of Flavor of Love. Well, Flav's down to a handful of hoes and things just keep getting interesting & interesting as the show continues to go on. Last night they were joined by their fellow ex's on a challenge called the Nowhere Game with Arsenio Hall as the celebrity host. Their were two groups of 3 who were asked a series of questions about their past with their ex's and the team with the most matched answers win.
Thing 1's boyfriend Calvin pretty came thru and clowned her ass causing her to loose her spot for Flav's heart at the end. The question that was asked was, "When was the last time you've had sex with your ex?" Calvin stated that he was with Thing a month ago but it was more of oral sex. Now knowing that she had another man's dick in her mouth a week before coming to the show put a bad taste in Flav's mouth if you know what I mean. Thing 1 brought her daddy with her which was her first love & molester in life. The nigga is 21 years older than her and if that's the case, then gross.
Tree's amazonian ass and her lame ex won with matching answers and a little something something in the air which sent Flav's roach attennas standing at attention. Curious as to if there was still any past feelings left, Flav poses the question to Tree who denies still being in love with her ex even though they where off in the cut chillaxin and cuddled up under a blanket. (hmmmm....)
So anywhoo, Flav throws a mixer out in the backyard for the ladies & their ex's as a way of getting to know everybody when all hell breaks loose up in here, up in here over Seasonz taking Calvin to the side to dig up the dirt on the Bust It Baby herself Thing 1. Irritated behind Seasonz's conniving ways, her & her sister go for it while they all scream & act like some niggas outside until Big Rick said enough was enough.
With the niggerdom taking over the party and putting a damper on folks mood at the party, the party comes to an end and the ladies must prepare themselves for eliminations. Before eliminations, Thing 1, Thing 2, & Sinceer start acting like children by jumping on Seasonz's bed and taunting and talking shit just like a bunch of immature little rats thinking that they'll be able to break her down and send her out the door.
At eliminations, Seasonz takes a pause for the cause to apologize to the bust it babies all for her apologies to be turned down & unaccepted. It didn't matter to her either way because she was the first one to get her clock. Before I get to the elimination part, let me chit chat on Prototype and her big manly chin and all them extra teeth in her head. She made an issue about Flav's drinking & smoking and decided to give her issue a voice when she pulled Flav to the side at the mixer to tell her how she felt.
Her father was an alcoholic and she doesn't like people who drink or smoke.....well she picked the wrong nigga to be pursuing because that's what Flav does. Anyways, her plea for him to change his ways fell on deaf ears and sent her ass out of the door along with her Travolta chin and crack rock teeth.
Now its time to split up the bust it babies and everybodys in tears except for the bitches who could give a big brown runny shit about they asses. So thanks to Calvin and Thing 1's mic check skills before coming to win Flav's heart sent her packing leaving the mal-nurished sister alone to get her man. Now you know Flav always pours out a little liquor for the bitches who've left him behind but I mean the nigga wasted the whole damn bottle of expensive drank for Things ass like she was shot to death and left on the shitter to die.
So there you have it, Thing 1 is gone and these are the hoes that still remain
TREE
BLACK
SINCEER
SEASONZ
THING 2
Cise Poll
out of the bitches remaining on the show, who do you think Flav will pick? My vote is for Thing 2 since she's a G at being with old balls. Old balls don't bother her so I guess I'm not bothered either...lol.
FYI: PLEASE OH PLEASE WILL SOMEBODY HOT COMB THE BACK OF SINCEER'S NECK. HER NAPS ARE TOTALLY ATROCIOUS AND MUST BE CONTAINED MOST IMMEDIATELY
THIS HAS BEEN A SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF NAPPY KITCHENS EVERYWHERE. YOU BETTER BE LIKE LIL' BOOSIE AND TAKE THAT PERM TO THE BACK OF THAT NECK & .....WIPE IT DOWN!!!!
I'M STUPID AS HELL.....LOL.
Okay, now that thats out of our systems lets talk about what happened last night on another episode of Flavor of Love. Well, Flav's down to a handful of hoes and things just keep getting interesting & interesting as the show continues to go on. Last night they were joined by their fellow ex's on a challenge called the Nowhere Game with Arsenio Hall as the celebrity host. Their were two groups of 3 who were asked a series of questions about their past with their ex's and the team with the most matched answers win.
Thing 1's boyfriend Calvin pretty came thru and clowned her ass causing her to loose her spot for Flav's heart at the end. The question that was asked was, "When was the last time you've had sex with your ex?" Calvin stated that he was with Thing a month ago but it was more of oral sex. Now knowing that she had another man's dick in her mouth a week before coming to the show put a bad taste in Flav's mouth if you know what I mean. Thing 1 brought her daddy with her which was her first love & molester in life. The nigga is 21 years older than her and if that's the case, then gross.
Tree's amazonian ass and her lame ex won with matching answers and a little something something in the air which sent Flav's roach attennas standing at attention. Curious as to if there was still any past feelings left, Flav poses the question to Tree who denies still being in love with her ex even though they where off in the cut chillaxin and cuddled up under a blanket. (hmmmm....)
So anywhoo, Flav throws a mixer out in the backyard for the ladies & their ex's as a way of getting to know everybody when all hell breaks loose up in here, up in here over Seasonz taking Calvin to the side to dig up the dirt on the Bust It Baby herself Thing 1. Irritated behind Seasonz's conniving ways, her & her sister go for it while they all scream & act like some niggas outside until Big Rick said enough was enough.
With the niggerdom taking over the party and putting a damper on folks mood at the party, the party comes to an end and the ladies must prepare themselves for eliminations. Before eliminations, Thing 1, Thing 2, & Sinceer start acting like children by jumping on Seasonz's bed and taunting and talking shit just like a bunch of immature little rats thinking that they'll be able to break her down and send her out the door.
At eliminations, Seasonz takes a pause for the cause to apologize to the bust it babies all for her apologies to be turned down & unaccepted. It didn't matter to her either way because she was the first one to get her clock. Before I get to the elimination part, let me chit chat on Prototype and her big manly chin and all them extra teeth in her head. She made an issue about Flav's drinking & smoking and decided to give her issue a voice when she pulled Flav to the side at the mixer to tell her how she felt.
Her father was an alcoholic and she doesn't like people who drink or smoke.....well she picked the wrong nigga to be pursuing because that's what Flav does. Anyways, her plea for him to change his ways fell on deaf ears and sent her ass out of the door along with her Travolta chin and crack rock teeth.
Now its time to split up the bust it babies and everybodys in tears except for the bitches who could give a big brown runny shit about they asses. So thanks to Calvin and Thing 1's mic check skills before coming to win Flav's heart sent her packing leaving the mal-nurished sister alone to get her man. Now you know Flav always pours out a little liquor for the bitches who've left him behind but I mean the nigga wasted the whole damn bottle of expensive drank for Things ass like she was shot to death and left on the shitter to die.
So there you have it, Thing 1 is gone and these are the hoes that still remain
TREE
BLACK
SINCEER
SEASONZ
THING 2
Cise Poll
out of the bitches remaining on the show, who do you think Flav will pick? My vote is for Thing 2 since she's a G at being with old balls. Old balls don't bother her so I guess I'm not bothered either...lol.
FYI: PLEASE OH PLEASE WILL SOMEBODY HOT COMB THE BACK OF SINCEER'S NECK. HER NAPS ARE TOTALLY ATROCIOUS AND MUST BE CONTAINED MOST IMMEDIATELY
THIS HAS BEEN A SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF NAPPY KITCHENS EVERYWHERE. YOU BETTER BE LIKE LIL' BOOSIE AND TAKE THAT PERM TO THE BACK OF THAT NECK & .....WIPE IT DOWN!!!!
I'M STUPID AS HELL.....LOL.
Brett Michaels Chooses Ambre
This blog will be quick because I barely watched this shit but was able to catch up on the Rock of Love 2 recap whiched played the whole damn weekend. So as you know, all these damn shows are alike and they send these muthafuckas to the same damn spot. I'm sure there are more exciting places to venture than just Mexico but thats where Brett Michaels took his bitches for their last and final moments till he chose his rock of love.
You had 25 year old plastic looking nit wit Daisy vs. the TV show host who looks like she's 47 but is really 37 who always makes ugly faces when she cries Ambre. Brett took them to a fabulous resort and planned to spend two seperate days with the ladies. His first date is Ambre and Daisy plays the childish role thinking that she could knock old ass Ambre off of her game. They wasted their valuable air talking about Daisy and her sexuality and how Daisy felt like she was being attacked because Ambre was jealous.
{Daisy, aint a thing about you that would make anybody jealous walking around looking like a post-op tranny Barbie.}
yada yada...whoopty whoop....and all of that bullshit, its down to the eliminations where the ladies dress to impress anxious for Brett to make his decision. So he lets the little tranny fuck toy go and chooses the woman for him. Ambre got her wish and hopefully Brett Michaels found what he was searching for because if I see another Rock of Love I'm gone Rock of Love somebody upside they damn head.
So I'm not sure when the reunion comes on but make sure you check it out cuz them hoes are gonna be squabbing. Last season contestant Heather is supposed to molly whop Daisy's ass all over the stage, so you know I'll be glued to the tube to see the white batches get down on the get down.
{I'M SICK & TIRED OF REALITY SHOWS....THIS SHIT MUST STOP!}
You had 25 year old plastic looking nit wit Daisy vs. the TV show host who looks like she's 47 but is really 37 who always makes ugly faces when she cries Ambre. Brett took them to a fabulous resort and planned to spend two seperate days with the ladies. His first date is Ambre and Daisy plays the childish role thinking that she could knock old ass Ambre off of her game. They wasted their valuable air talking about Daisy and her sexuality and how Daisy felt like she was being attacked because Ambre was jealous.
{Daisy, aint a thing about you that would make anybody jealous walking around looking like a post-op tranny Barbie.}
yada yada...whoopty whoop....and all of that bullshit, its down to the eliminations where the ladies dress to impress anxious for Brett to make his decision. So he lets the little tranny fuck toy go and chooses the woman for him. Ambre got her wish and hopefully Brett Michaels found what he was searching for because if I see another Rock of Love I'm gone Rock of Love somebody upside they damn head.
So I'm not sure when the reunion comes on but make sure you check it out cuz them hoes are gonna be squabbing. Last season contestant Heather is supposed to molly whop Daisy's ass all over the stage, so you know I'll be glued to the tube to see the white batches get down on the get down.
{I'M SICK & TIRED OF REALITY SHOWS....THIS SHIT MUST STOP!}
Lets Discuss Miss Rap Supreme
So for anyone who watched VH1 last night after Flavor of Love, then that means that you tuned in to Miss Rap Supreme which pretty much is a spin off from The White Rapper show but this time its representing the lady MC's out there. Okay now, you've met the contestants and one of those contestants was pretty popular back in 02 with her one hit wonder cut "My Neck, My Naps....I mean My Back" Yes yall, I'm talking bout Ms. Khia looking scanchy as ever and someone needs to give her ass 10 dollars to go do something with them things on her face she calls eyebrows..
Anywhoo, I guess her career wasn't enough to keep them bills paid and that precious crib she showed off on MTV's Cribs some years back so what other way to make a comeback than to be on a reality show....Right? Well, Ms. Cherry definitely inflicted a wound on the washed up Miami rapper calling her a one hit wonder and saying she's already had her time.(which is true)
Khia continued to reference back to her career that dried up years back talking bout check her stats. She's sold over 800,000 copies and made Gold.(whoopty doo Khia, holla back when you reach platinum status) Ms. Cherry & Khia's raunchy ass battled it out with words and it look like Khia was ready to take off on her, but she fell back and felt like she had something to prove to the youngins who call themselves real M.C.'s
So M.C. Serch & veteran rapper YoYo set the bitches up on a challenge splitting them up into groups of two to perform around the way. The first stop was the beauty shop located in the heart of Los Angeles; South Central that is while the other group performed for some preppy ass sororiety chicks who didn't know a thing about rap. The last & final challenge was to flow in front of some real sisters....of the cloth. Yep, these ladies had to perform for a bunch of nuns making sure to keep the flows tight and clean.
So Ms. Cherry's team won the battle putting Khia's team up for elimination. The ladies had to come correct while pulling a tight 16 bars out of their asses to impress the judges and to hold down their spots in running to become the next Miss Rap Supreme. Khia attacked Ms. Cherry in her wack ass rap almost sending her home, but they decided to send the German hoe home who could barely speak a english let alone rap it...lol
Oh yeah, the other broad on Khia's team, I think her name is NewYork2States or some shit like that thought she was the next Foxy Brown with her hardcore delivery and her Lil' Kim get up. To tell you the truth yall, the bitch look like Eddie Cane with a crackin ass Indian weave. Just peep how she was looking in the face when her team was up for elimination, she look like Eddie Cane's stunt dummy.
{CAN'T NOBODY SANG LIKE EDDIE CANE JR.}
So there it is, you're all caught up on what the fuck went down on Miss Rap Supreme last night and make sure you tune in every Monday at 10:30 pm pst right after Flavor of Love to see My Neck & My Naps and her pet gorilla NewYork2State a.k.a Lil' Eddie Cane from the Ug-Mug Mob.
Anywhoo, I guess her career wasn't enough to keep them bills paid and that precious crib she showed off on MTV's Cribs some years back so what other way to make a comeback than to be on a reality show....Right? Well, Ms. Cherry definitely inflicted a wound on the washed up Miami rapper calling her a one hit wonder and saying she's already had her time.(which is true)
Khia continued to reference back to her career that dried up years back talking bout check her stats. She's sold over 800,000 copies and made Gold.(whoopty doo Khia, holla back when you reach platinum status) Ms. Cherry & Khia's raunchy ass battled it out with words and it look like Khia was ready to take off on her, but she fell back and felt like she had something to prove to the youngins who call themselves real M.C.'s
So M.C. Serch & veteran rapper YoYo set the bitches up on a challenge splitting them up into groups of two to perform around the way. The first stop was the beauty shop located in the heart of Los Angeles; South Central that is while the other group performed for some preppy ass sororiety chicks who didn't know a thing about rap. The last & final challenge was to flow in front of some real sisters....of the cloth. Yep, these ladies had to perform for a bunch of nuns making sure to keep the flows tight and clean.
So Ms. Cherry's team won the battle putting Khia's team up for elimination. The ladies had to come correct while pulling a tight 16 bars out of their asses to impress the judges and to hold down their spots in running to become the next Miss Rap Supreme. Khia attacked Ms. Cherry in her wack ass rap almost sending her home, but they decided to send the German hoe home who could barely speak a english let alone rap it...lol
Oh yeah, the other broad on Khia's team, I think her name is NewYork2States or some shit like that thought she was the next Foxy Brown with her hardcore delivery and her Lil' Kim get up. To tell you the truth yall, the bitch look like Eddie Cane with a crackin ass Indian weave. Just peep how she was looking in the face when her team was up for elimination, she look like Eddie Cane's stunt dummy.
{CAN'T NOBODY SANG LIKE EDDIE CANE JR.}
So there it is, you're all caught up on what the fuck went down on Miss Rap Supreme last night and make sure you tune in every Monday at 10:30 pm pst right after Flavor of Love to see My Neck & My Naps and her pet gorilla NewYork2State a.k.a Lil' Eddie Cane from the Ug-Mug Mob.
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