Brett Michaels Chooses Ambre

This blog will be quick because I barely watched this shit but was able to catch up on the Rock of Love 2 recap whiched played the whole damn weekend. So as you know, all these damn shows are alike and they send these muthafuckas to the same damn spot. I'm sure there are more exciting places to venture than just Mexico but thats where Brett Michaels took his bitches for their last and final moments till he chose his rock of love.

You had 25 year old plastic looking nit wit Daisy vs. the TV show host who looks like she's 47 but is really 37 who always makes ugly faces when she cries Ambre. Brett took them to a fabulous resort and planned to spend two seperate days with the ladies. His first date is Ambre and Daisy plays the childish role thinking that she could knock old ass Ambre off of her game. They wasted their valuable air talking about Daisy and her sexuality and how Daisy felt like she was being attacked because Ambre was jealous.

{Daisy, aint a thing about you that would make anybody jealous walking around looking like a post-op tranny Barbie.}

yada yada...whoopty whoop....and all of that bullshit, its down to the eliminations where the ladies dress to impress anxious for Brett to make his decision. So he lets the little tranny fuck toy go and chooses the woman for him. Ambre got her wish and hopefully Brett Michaels found what he was searching for because if I see another Rock of Love I'm gone Rock of Love somebody upside they damn head.

So I'm not sure when the reunion comes on but make sure you check it out cuz them hoes are gonna be squabbing. Last season contestant Heather is supposed to molly whop Daisy's ass all over the stage, so you know I'll be glued to the tube to see the white batches get down on the get down.

{I'M SICK & TIRED OF REALITY SHOWS....THIS SHIT MUST STOP!}