SEX IN THE OFFICE

SEX IN THE OFFICE
Written by: Alicia C. McGhee


With conference calls, early board meetings, revising reports, & faxing documents, who finds the time to think about sex? Would you believe that over 63% of working class Americans practice in office love making? As strange as it might sound, this common erotic act takes place in offices across the world whether it is a little afternoon delight with your significant other or a lunchroom quickie with your secretary or fellow colleague. However they get down, just know that they’re getting down and I want to know what it is about the office that gets the sexual juices flowing?

Is it the excitement of knowing that there are others around who are oblivious to your racy romp behind your locked office doors? Well for those who are in the mood for some board room booty here are a few safe places to get down & dirty.


6 PLACES IN THE OFFICE TO HAVE SEX

*On top of the desk in a private office is a naughty place to romp
*Against the filing cabinet even though it will be a loud and bumpy ride to leave handle imprints on your ass
*The rooftop or a balcony where nobody can hear your moans of passion with more privacy
*A comfy sofa in a private area to relieve some workplace tension
*Hit up a handicap stall in the lavatory for your lunch break quickie for those who need a little more room to maneuver

*Sneak off away to an unoccupied staff room & lock the doors for an intimate steamy “staff” meeting across the conference room table

So relieve your workplace stress and indulge yourself into some safe erotic office play and if your planning on rendezvousing with a co-worker, be sure to follow this one cardinal rule and that’s for you and your partner to come up with and agreement; a pre “Hump” tual agreement that is. Just note that before you engage in this act to make sure that you two meet a mutual understanding before moving forward to avoid things going south in the deal.

Also remember to exercise the private factor rule in keeping your business strictly your business. Running around the office bumping your gums about what you & so and so did on top of the conference table in staff room #4 is enough to burn your ass in the long run. Don’t set yourself up for a sticky situation that can soon come around the corner to bite you in the ass later. Avoid it from going to the danger zone. Do you engage in a little sex in the office or do you oppose in the act? Whichever way you swing, keep it safe, keep it fun, & keep it on the low.