Should You Test The Meat Before Tying The Knot?

The question of all questions that's been asked clear across the world probably in many different languages.

SHOULD YOU TEST THE MEAT BEFORE TYING THE KNOT?

You damn skippy you better test the sex out before saying I do before we really don't and heartbreak & deception take play. I mean my bad if you've got cheated on, maybe if you was putting it down properly like its supposed to be put down then maybe your ass wouldn't be the victim of this bullshit. I ain't talked to nobody who aint tested the meat before making that huge commitment for life. I mean don't get me wrong, it's all good to save yourself and all of that, but what if you done saved yourself for this man all your days and as soon as you say I do and lay on your back to get it on and crackin', you become deeply disappointed by his weak ass stroke or his short man stick, or maybe just all of above....ummm....mmmm....mmmm.....that's a damn shame.

Anywhoo, after the disappointment follows, that bitch that I talked about a few blogs ago by the name of curiosity comes knocking at your inquisitive door and seduces the fuck out of you and now you want to know what the homeboy down the street be like or hell, you may want to know what your can't fuck for shit husbands' best friends' stick shift be like....you never know, curiosity is son of a bitch!! Even with the men, they've hit this soft awkward patch in there lives as well. I mean what else can spoil the mood and how you feel about a bitch after sliding up in some freak pussy that wasn't as tight as you imagined in your horny little mind? Now I've asked this question to alot of guys who've given me the same response in this matter, and that response was that its mandatory to fuck her before marrying her because you want to know what you're getting yourself into. Maybe she's not as freaky as you would like her to be or maybe her pussy is some sloppy pussy that just doesn't make your toes curl like you assumed she would make your toes curl. Either way it goes its still the same outcome, so I don't see nothing wrong with taking the test drive before getting married just because its better to know what you've got before signing your Herbie Hancock on the dotted line.

What do you think? Do you agree or disagree on this topic? Please come thru and share your opinion.